Meh. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Who are you, my warranty?! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Leela’s gonna kill me.

You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

Ow, my spirit! Tell her she looks thin. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! You can see how I lived before I met you. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Professor, make a woman out of me. With gusto. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! I’ll get my kit! I’m a thing.